Kristine Moore has eaten Ruffles potato chips “every day of my life for the past 20 years,” she tells the Everett Herald. That may not seem like the healthiest lunch habit, but it’s one that she now says saved her life. On Feb. 28, the Marysville, Wash., woman felt a “sharp pain” when a ridge […]

“Federal Reserve Chair Janet Yellen to meet with former FED chairs at IHOP, student loan worries rise as more than 40% of Americans who borrowed are either behind or not making payments & Pentagon: US may open more bases in Iraq”!

Looking to get “Zen as (f-bomb deleted)”? Then Rage Yoga might be right up your alley, SF Gate reports. But—at least until online expansion plans take hold—if you want to partake in the class that pairs yoga poses with pints of beer, screamed profanity, and Metallica and Black Sabbath, you’ll need to get yourself over […]

The creepy office guy approaches you in the break room and you’re immediately uncomfortable. What is it about him? The greasy hair? The weird laugh? The painfully awkward chit chat? All of the above, says a new study. Though we’ve been identifying other people as “creepy” for generations, few definitions of what creepy actually is […]

“Gerald Celente announces his bid for The White House, new employment data is better than expected & a global survey says 1 in 8 adults are now obese”.

“Moody’s lowers China’s credit rating to negative”, “Malaysian leader mysteriously receives a billion dollars” & the victory speeches by Hillary/Trump after Super Tuesday”.

Google’s robot dog ‘Spot’ has received his first experience in canine rivalry, after the mechanized pet got ‘trash-barked’ by an agitated terrier unwilling to surrender his turf to the suspicious intruder.

Scott Ott puts you in a time machine to catch the evening news on May 2, 2017, as a White House reporter marks the 45th presidents’ 100th day in office. Just because the future is uncertain, doesn’t mean we can’t know it in advance. [Satire]

NARAL (a pro-choice lobby) calls Doritos’ Super Bowl ad insensitive… Find out why, as Scott Ott hosts Trifecta.