CNN will condemn the Superbowl as being “stolen” and demand a “replay” while recruiting pathetic Hollywood celebrities to produce a crybaby video of them all screaming, “This is NOT MY SUPERBOWL!”

Accusations of cheating will be leveled against referees, and there will be Leftist claims that “some fans were disenfranchised and denied an opportunity to properly cheer for the Falcons.” The scoreboard will be dismantled to look for hacks that electronically changed the numbers, and CNN experts will argue that the Falcons should have received “bonus starting points” in the name of “equality” because Tom Brady is WHITE and obviously benefits from “white privilege.”

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