SATIRE: Not content with just beating its own customers on airplanes, United Airlines is now launching a car rental chain and a hotel chain where customers can also experience personal violence for reduced prices.

If you’ve ever wanted to walk into a hotel room you paid for and then be assaulted by a gang of violent thugs who beat you with lamps and steal your wallet, United Airlines is your ticket!

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